If you see this car... Egg it!

Ok, here is an attempt at an alternative method of getting even with someone that truly is a horrible person.

Yes, I know, a tad judgmental of me perhaps, but hear me out and decide for yourself.

Yesterday I decided to take the family shopping, that would be my wife and our 4 month old baby. We went to the V&A Waterfront in Cape Town, mainly because we wanted to get a few things for dinner, as well as to kill an hour or so of the public holiday.

As it goes with public holidays in the school holidays, the waterfront was, well, busy. Usually I would park in one of the alternate parking garages, where parking is less of an issue, and do a bit of a walk. But with a 4 month old baby things tend to be difficult when walking that far. So I ended up parking in the main underground parking area. What a mission, eventually, I am lucky enough to spot a few guys pulling out, so in order to allow them to get out of their parking, I turn around my car, and then wait to take the parking once they are out.

So, when these guys are halfway out of their parking area, I notice the car in the picture above also waiting, so we wave at her, and tell her that we are taking the parking and whatever, but still the chick decided to take the spot.

My wife got out the car and told her that we have been waiting for this parking and we were in line first, only to get this chick to not give a damn... So, I wanted to walk up to her, take my keys and draw a nice long line in the nice silver paint, but decided I would rather post their plate number on the internet, and if someone should see it, hopefully they will be in a position to return this chicks hospitality.

The result of this was that I had to walk pretty much the entire length of the car park with my baby, through all the damned exhaust fumes and all, to get to the lift so that this chick who is mind you at the end of her natural life, with a husband that cannot get an erection without some serious viagra usage and then still goes flaccid the second he sees his wife/goose/chick or whatever she is. You see, I struggle to define this relationship because I do not know how a chick as ugly as that one got married in the first place...

So, should anyone see this car, egg it for me will you? And perhaps leave a note as for the reason...

Also if someone knows of another place I can stick this registration number so I can get them maximum exposure, please let me know, forward this post, quote it in other forums and blogs you are active in and help get stupid, inconsiderate people with a complete lack of manners and decency off our roads.

It also makes me remember that one old saying when I recall that they did not seem to be poor people (money wise that is), and that is the fact that money can't buy you class...

And if the bitch that drove that car actually sees this entry, please do feel free to respond. You can find me on the popular mechanics forum, as well as gamereplays.com, from where you can PM me... Anycase, I doubt if you understand any piece of technology more advanced than a printed news paper or the fact that you can stick a stamp on a letter and get it someplace...